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The long-awaited state capture report was finally released earlier today.
At 355 pages, former Public Protector Thuli Madonsela’s final report was anything but light reading, although Twitter users found the funny side of it.
Many weren’t captured by it, preferring to wait for the “movie version”.
Here’s the best of the reaction to the State of Capture report:
It's going to be a long night for No.1 #StateCaptureReport pic.twitter.com/tvxrhDjZNe
— NandosSA (@NandosSA) November 2, 2016
#StateCaptureReport that's why SA abruptly removed itself from ICC - ubaba will merrily retire in his Nkandla mansion....
— RefilweMK (@refilwemk) November 2, 2016
basically Thuli Madonsela's #StateCaptureReport is nothing more than gossip girl material. no damning findings against the Pres whatsoever
— The Azanian Prince (@Mtsai_Legend) November 2, 2016
Love how @ThuliMadonsela3 wrote out all the big numbers in #StateCaptureReport. Just to make sure that certain people could read them.
— KerryHaggard (@KerryHaggard) November 2, 2016
Guys, not to be that person but I'm sure Thuli was throwing subtle shade at JZ when she wrote out R659 558 079 in her #StateCaptureReport pic.twitter.com/ABdbnA7dEo
— Mr Too Weird For You (@thelionmutters) November 2, 2016
Love the way we actually think there will be repercussions from the #StateCaptureReport going public. Nice to see optimism left in SA
— Bradley Elliott (@BradElliottSA) November 2, 2016
What a year South Africa, what a year. And to think there are still two months to go ???? #StateCaptureReport
— Maps Maponyane (@MapsMaponyane) November 2, 2016
355 pages?????? #StateCaptureReport pic.twitter.com/5WVwCCQ5Zv
— Tamara Nodada (@Tammzzie) November 2, 2016
#StateCaptureReport It turns out Nkandla was a Sunday school picnic
— Barney Mthombothi (@mthombothi) November 2, 2016
Skimmed through half of the State Capture report... I think the only thing Zuma isn't guilty of is killing Elvis.
— Jacques Theron (@doberman_za) November 2, 2016
So in short the former PP just put up a collection of complaints & named it "state capture" report!
— cris mathumetse (@mr_mathumetse) November 2, 2016
Yet to see where it says Zuma is guilty
ESKOM boss Brian Molefe once said he's been 'captured by the constitution'. Ironically the state capture report has now made that true.
— Mr. Missing (@chestermissing) November 2, 2016
South Africa is a movie. #StateCaptureReport
— Khaya Dlanga (@khayadlanga) November 2, 2016
355 pages ?......I'll wait for the movie #StateCaptureReport
— Culprit (@CulpritEnter) November 2, 2016
@PresidencyZA #StateCaptureReport ?????? like a child in class during a test: "oh oh oh!! I know this one!" pic.twitter.com/PLevpBpmem
— Danny van Beers (@dannyvbeers) November 2, 2016
Probably the 4th or 5th time I think that this is the straw that breaks the camel's back but "The Looter Continua" #StateCaptureReport
— Randy Robertson (@RandsnSense) November 2, 2016
Tonight the Hawks must be scrambling to investigate the evidence provided in #StateCaptureReport about corruption. (Just kidding.)
— Pierre de Vos (@pierredevos) November 2, 2016
This #StateCaptureReport is a sad thing to read. Especially when you're broke and see all the money people are busy stealing.
— #MusicInMe (@Shadesdj_) November 2, 2016
